HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!!

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!!
Or.....GONG XI FA CHAI (in mandrin)!!!! GONG HEI FAT CHOI (in cantonese)!!!!!! Don't forget the red envelopes :P and yummy treats :3!!!!! It's also the year of the Ox!!! Have a great Chinese New Year!!!!









~Po

RAT ATTACK!!!!!

A rat! A rat! A rat in my pond!!!!
My dad put the rat in the bushes or somewhere in my backyard to decompose.
It was already dead.
Poor rat. :(
A moment of silence.
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Thank you Rat for feeding the decomposers and for living for some time even though you wanted to end your suffering and die.......
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My fish would like to say something.

Fish1 texting to fish2: OMG!!! WTHWARDH?!?!?!?
Translation: Oh My Gosh! What the heck was a rat doing here?!?!?!?
Fish2 replying to the text: IDK.
Fish1: Blub blub blub....

Fish1 died of a heart attack. Thank you rat for killing one of my fish.
Just kidding! Why would I waste phone minutes on fish who have mouths big enough to eat a cell phone???
So be careful of what's in your pond!
What goes in your pond, stays in your pond....sometimes......

~Po

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

I'm so excited!!! A new year!!
New shows! New movies!!
New goals!!! AND NEW BIRTHDAYS!!!!
NEW, NEW, NEW, NEW, NEW!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay!! Happy NEW Year!!!!!
Pop open the apple cider and CELEBRATE!!!!!

Best of wishes, happy holidays, and a superfantasticawesomeandfun year to YOU!!!!!
~Po